The Haunted Palace

Give them to this little doll, Ethan:

This video makes me happy every time I watch it.

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God bless him.

Enjoy, won’t you, Dateline’s To Catch a Predator, New Jersey: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6

Thank you, gegan249.

If you’re interested in reading any unexpurgated chat logs, simply search by screen name at perverted-justice.com (only recommended for adults, honestly).

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I just packed the contents of my dollhouse.

Yes, I’m 36 and I have a dollhouse. Stay with me, here, people.

As a precursor to the final packing job, I emptied all but the largest pieces of furniture into a small box. Contents of shelves, the icebox, toys…the whole works. I now know what it would feel [...]

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Thank you, Kit, for the heads-up to this hilarious video.

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Despite the fact that this knitter never turns (!) her knitting, I love this:

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Larry and I, along with our friend, Troy, casually collect words that sound like proper names. We do it for amusement, and for the joy of wordplay alone. We would never subject an actual human being to the trials of carrying one of those names as their identity.

Some people would.

Recent New Zealand court rulings have [...]

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Dustin Diamond will be writing (let me clarify, a ghost writer will be writing) a behind-the-scenes tell-all about Saved by the Bell, called (wait for it) Behind the Bell. (source)

I highly suggest skipping this one, or running away from it, and reading Barbara Walters’ Audition instead, for your behind-the-scenes needs. Please.

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Thank you for being my grandmother, and for being so good to me—and to Larry. We will miss you very, very much.

Lattie Rochelle Pike Pettigrew June 15, 1910-July 2, 2008

photograph removed by demand of mutual relative

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I am a part of everything that I have read.

— Thomas Roosevelt

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